Thy name is Judas

Same story, different name. Pär Ericsson refused to sign a new contract with GAIS and has jumped over to DSS. He should have checked what has happened to almost all other players that has thought they were too good for GAIS.
Example: Ekong wanted to win titles. So he went to Djurgården, was put on the bench was were close to watching the team beeing relegated. Good riddence.

Example: Kari Stephensson. Where is he now? No seriously, because I think his mother is getting worried..

Examples: Halsti, Levon, Durmaz etc etc... GAIS made them good. They were never seen again after leaving.

Pär will not be missed. He misses way too many chances, always falls down when recieving the ball under pressure and falls out of the games too often.

He was never a saviour, he was just a stand-in for the injured man that is now back.

STÖRST.

BÄST.

VACKRAST.

BJÖRN ANDERSSON!

Womens Football - A New Dawn

For a long time womens football has had the reputation of beeing less skillful, slower and above all less agressive than mens football. And, well it has to be said, rightfully so.

But I guess you should keep in mind that while men have played football for soon two hundred years, womens football is still in it's infancy. It is young, and have to develop like everything else that hopes to grow big.

For example there is a huge difference between now and ten-fifteen years ago. And when Marta ruthlessly kicked a already horizontal Emma Wilhelmsson in the guts we all quietly cheered. Women were coming into their own as footballers.

Now comes the next generation, and in the forefront a new Vinnie Jones-ish star rises.
Her name is Elizabeth Lambert and this is how she does it:



/TSO

My Games

The correct results for my games this week.

Now it's up to the rest of you lot...

/TSO

Tifo pt. 2

And just to make my point I post an example of a real chaos tifo...
Would you ever miss a game if you had this to look forward to? Not that you miss games now, but by "you" I mean all thoose idiots that don't go to games. You know who you are :P




/TSO

Tifo

I have always been a fan of the chaos tifo, mainly since GAIS never had any kind of organization... But here I have proof, black on white, that you can take organized tifo way too far. It's cool, sure. But it has no heart. You can't script emotion.

So here it is, the proof that chaos tifos reign supreme:


/TSO

They are back!

Never shall innocent blood be shed,
yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river.
The Three shall spread their blackened wings
and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.


And shepherds we shall be
For thee, my Lord, for tee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti

** TRAILER **

Aces High, Wanderson is Wild

Busy days ahead. Currently enduring a night shift, as usual when I write here. Tomorrow I have to regain some honor by winning the TWGBYH-group's poker pot. It was a long time since I did and I feel respect is slipping away. Unfortunatly I do like thoose All In's... But not tonight. Dicipline is the road to glory, and I am heading for the on-ramp.

When I've won this I will celebrate all sunday by washing clothes and preparing for Chicago.

Then comes monday. Derby day. ifk vs GAIS. Three fresh points for us. No bathing for me this christmas. That's what I hope for. According to the bet GAIS will have to win by two goals or at least score two goals in a victory or it's bath time come december 24th. Not to worry. The reason? I have three. Wanderson Do Carmo. Pär Ericsson. Dime Jankulovski. Bring on thoose fallen angels. By the way, note that all deamons are former angels, including Hin Håle himself...

/TSO

Poetry of Life

Encumbered forever by desire and ambition
There's a hunger still unsatisfied
Our weary eyes still stray to the horizon
Though down this road we've been so many times

The grass was greener
The light was brighter
The taste was sweeter
The nights of wonder
With friends surrounded
The dawn mist glowing
The water flowing
The endless river


Forever and ever

/TSO

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Havaji

Where to go when we're gone

I am working the nightshift and I am worried. Or rather, I was worried. I was afraid we would come to chicago and not know where to go. So I did a quick google-raid and I am now reassured.
Pretty much straight across the road from our hotel is a brewery with a pub. Phew...

So no worries!

/TSO

Come Hell or High Water

It's 19.09 (*beep*) and the workday is winding down, one hour to go. Track & field on the telly. Shitty excuse for sports. If it ain't two teams and one ball of some kind then it's not a proper sport.

Aaaaanyway... I have a problem. Two days 'til the GAIS-train rolls towards Henkeborg and I still feel a bit ill. Can't have that. At the moment it's held at bay by a twice-daily dose of Fernet Branca but tomorrow is a 17 hour workday and that can be the last drop that makes it blossom to a full scale virus invasion of the immune-system.

So I need all fingers to be crossed. All breaths to be held. All gods to be spoken to. And don't forget the dark lords either, I'm taking no chances.

If all goes well I'll be there, even if I have to over-medicate myself compleatly on Fernet. And you'll get some drunken live-blog-entries come sunday. One can only hope...

/TSO

Tick Tack

I read the linked entry inRobban's blog, and thought I might do a similar post about my day, just to give him even more perspective on his day. So here it is, my "Tick Tack" for today.




*wissles and clamour outside from football game* at about 8.34
Go to toilet
Brush teeth
Still feeling too hung over so back to bed
Wake up 13.30
Take a shower
Sit at computer doing nothing productive at all
Go to the market at the corner, buy juice
Go back and lie on the sofa watching a stupid movie.
~17.00 maybe get a pizza.
22.00 watch Bones
01.00 Go to bed

It's the hard-knock life for us, it's the hard-knock life for us...

/TSO

The devils tool

So as i have been under imense pressure to join the so called "community" Facebook im actually starting to collapse and give in, so the question is how does the bloody thing work?

Also ofc i will work as a mole and report everything suspicius to my own high command (me myself)!




/IA

EPL minus two weeks and counting

It is now two weeks until the premier league start again in England. About time to dream about the golden moments come and gone. And to check out the status of one team in particular. The team where such modern legends as Limpar, Schwarz, Bergkamp, Ian Wright, Adams....the list goes on when listing cool players.

It is, off course, Arsenal Football Club. Est 1886.

But what have they been up to in the silly season? Let's take a look.
What they needed from last year was a reliable goalscorer, a solid defender and perhaps someone evil in midfield to intimidate the opposition. Have they filled the gaps?

Players out:
Emmanuel Adebayor

Kolo Toure

Players in:

Thomas Vermaelen

So on paper, no they haven't done enough. I for one am glad money-crazy City bought Adebayor but we need to replace him with someone better. That Kolo Toure followed him there is worse, but hopefully Vermaelen will fill that gap. Other than that not much has happened. Arsenal never splash out much for players but maybe they should bring in some new talent to Emirate Stadium soon.

Still, it's not too late yet and there is talk of a old favourite returning. It is the man with some of the most evil tackles ever awarded, not punished with, a red card. It is Patrick Vieira. He would be welcome.

And up front english papers link Marouane Chamakh with a move to the Gunners. The Bordeaux striker scored 13 goals last season for his french club and has been targeted by a number of clubs. Maybe he will finally get Arsenal some glory? No pressure though...

To round things off, and because I know l'pool fans read this, I'll leave you with this golden moment in english football history:

/TSO

Half time

The swedish football season just hit the half time mark and now goes into the last half of the games. And this is the same when it comes to summer. So here comes a resumé as well as a look at things to come.

First, off course, is GAIS. We have played good football and Wandersson has been fenomenal. This is good. But we don't win games because we concede way too many goals. That sucks.
So from GAIS I demand a lot more from the last half of the season. Maybe Calum and Romarinho will give us the wins we desperatly need?

When it comes to general festivities I have held a low profile this summer. But still some great parties, not least the hat-party that you can see in the picture here. Apart from that me and IA have gotten a little tipsy at Rockbaren, some good nights as well!

More to come here as well I'm sure, but nothing is set in stone just yet. Probably a hippie party in august to celebrate the 40th anniversary of Woodstock.


When it comes to travels me, IA went to Rüdesheim am Rhein to check out wine country. With us we had "the finnish femme" to add some female beauty and rather sharp wit. Here beers were drunk, meat was devoured and Shitguy was played. A great trip that feels even better now with some distance to it. More trips will come, that much is certain already and will be dicussed further down.



So that was how it's been so far. Now for the future.


One of the major events will be the day when I finally get that licence. Lots of grown-up points there. About time, yes I know...

Then there is some loose plans to fish for mackerel further up on the west coast. Kalvö in september is the plan. Earlier if oppertunity presents itself. And fishing in general needs to be more frequent from now on!


Another idéa is to go to Malmö and it's summer festival. A visit down to Majk and then further down to Malmö is the idéa. This is in august if it works out. I know, Malmö... but I have it on good athority that it might be fun.



But the big trip will be Chicago and a visit to the Chicago Riot Fest, with Cock Sparrer headlining it all. If you know who Cock Sparrer is then enough said. But if you don't then you better hit YouTube and check it out. It's proper music. But it's not just music, we'll try to fit in some baseball, waterfalls and some rollercoasters as well. If you have any ideas about what to do there, let us know!

/TSO

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Note to self: I hate Ullared

Save Us Jeebus!

This season GAIS has scored goals. But that is not the defining aspect of GAIS transformation from last season. Regretably.
No, what has been GAIS main transformation is the shaky defence. Two games in a row we have conceded goals in the very last minute and lost very important points.

We need a defender, a fighter and a general.


Can it be that we have found the man for the job?

This is Calum Angus.

Originally from Portsmouth he has most recently played football in the US. Was able to google the following fact, cut/pasted straight to the blog for your convinience:

"Angus Named All-American. Voted to first team by NCAA Division I head coaches. -Calum is obviously a great player and extremely deserving of this honor, Billiken head coach Dan Donigan said.

Angus, who also earned first-team All-Region plaudits from the NSCAA, is widely considered one of the best defenders in the country."

Welcome to the fight Calum!

/TSO

Rebus

Today the culture section will try something new, to tell of coming events soley with the use of pictures. Let's see if you get this:

/TSO

Atomic al-Qaida

You all remember it. Some with dread, some with a morbid facination. Some very few with fondness. For many it's the last thing you remember.

It is, off course, the carribbean drink al-Qaida. And it's coming back! At this very moment it is sitting in my window, ripening... Every day takes it closer to being ready. Soon it will strike. At a party near you. There is no defence. There is no getting away. And considering the amount of chili in there it promises to be something very near it's original carribbean potency...

Due to it's strong...flavour...I have been forced by the department of health to attach the following lables. But pay them no mind, you know how over protective goverments are...

Poison.

Can give long lasting or life threatening damages if inhaled, drunk or when in direct contact with skin.

Corrosive.

Can cause wounds on skin and serious damage to throat and eyes.

Flammable.

Product is highly flammable and should be kept at safe distance to open flames or intense heat.

Sooo... bottoms up!

/TSO

The furure of football. Today.

The Euro Under 21 championship is underway at the moment in sweden. So Legion sent one of their sports writers to the Germany-Spain game to check out what the future holds.

And it seems it holds more of the same...

Spain showed us how to play pretty football in midfield and dominate possession without creating any chances.

Germany showed us how to get shots on goal and create dangerous attacks without having any possession at all in midfield.

Noone showed us how to score goals.

Good thing that Sweden came along and showed us some superb finishing by demolishing Belarus with five goals to one then. A special thank you to Berg who scored three goals.

He's the future star of swedish football, and he need to be if he is to make up for his dark past as a player for IFK Göteborg, aka DSS.

/TSO

And now for something completely different...

I don't know if you've seen it before but the concept was new to me at least. And I thought it was so much fun that I'll post it here for all you Bonnie Tyler fans to enjoy.

The concept is: Take a musicvideo and sing exactly what happens in the video to the musik of the original song. Sounds dull? It's not.

/TSO

ROCK AND ROLL AIN'T NOISE POLLUTION

Nightshift again. Starting to discover a patterna to when I write here on the blog...

Anyway, it's night and between running all over the hospital we have a few spare moments of rest. Time to rock! Guitar Hero - Metallica is the cure for all things annoying and irritating tonight.

Or rather it should be. But after trying a few of the harder songs I feel more inclined to use the guitar for that which all rock guitars were made for.

Illustrated below by Joe Strummer of The Clash...

/TSO

Thats what you get for taking the lords name in vein!

The words Command and conquer are only to be used in its ORIGINAL use or in similar activites.



On a side not i must say that after the game i looked in a coupple of forums both Gais and blåvitt ones, and the amount of morons that choose to express their feelings never stops to amaze me, that goes for fans from both sides!


/Instructum Abnormalis

D-day minus one....

Command

Conquer

DESTROY!

/TSO

Derby Classico - 6 days

For the first time before the derby I felt some nerve today. I was watching a YouTube video of Gårdakvarnar och skit and got that anxious restless feeling you get before a big game. We still have Örebro to play before the derby but, important though that game is, I still look towards the derby as the next big thing.

So I thought I'd do a little countdown here on the blog. Today is dedicated to Hédinsson and his winning goal from the last derby. It's unlikely that he will play this time around but I for one would not regret seeing him come on to score yet another winning derby-goal.

I know some readers of the blog, and writers even, support another team. But that's their problem.
Because "here we go, we go! We got the champagne on ice! 'Cause here comes our GAIS! Here we go, we go!"

/TSO

No sleep for the wicked. Nor for me.

Another night shift. Fools all around. It's late, too late for normal thought.

Things done to stay awake so far:

• List hot tattooed women (came up with two or three)
• watch Miami Ink (sort of led to the previous one)
• Listen to rock radio (better at night, they acctually play some rock!)
  
• Read biker magazines (well checked the pictures)
• Read wow-comics
• Work (well it's unavoidable I guess)
• Drink energy drinks and eat unhealthy amounts of sugar in different forms

And last but not least:

• Write nonsense blog entry

But hey, nothing is for nothing. At least I have managed to waste a minute of your day/night as well. To make up for it I will post proof that face tattoos can indeed be hot:

KAT VON D

You're very welcome fuckers!
/TSO

I like Sometimes life is fair.

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Sometimes life is fair.

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK

WE SALUTE YOU!

Long are the months and many are the days since the old gang sat together at Rockbaren, trading outragous tales of drunkeness and foul-ups. For too long has SD been sitting idle and we will stand for it no longer.

On may 7th we will once again march on Rockbaren and we ask this simple question:

SD, are you man or mouse?
The glove has been cast, will you pick it up? Off course you will.

Also on the roster over potential beer connoisseurs are FJ. And off course you know IA will be there. He is not only attending, he is the mastermind behind it all. Doh...

/TSO

Monday evening coming down

Picture from GAIS.se

So it finally happened. New season. New stadium. New striker.

We were promised better atmosphere. We were promised tighter stands closer to the action. We were promised more attacking football. We were promised more goals.

GAIS delivered. The stadium delivered.

ÖIS 1-5 GAIS.

Thanks for a historic premiere.

'Nough said.

/TSO

HERE WE GO!

Today's the day. Derby against ÖIS and three points to get us going in this years league. That's the plan at least. At this precise moment in time I have a hard time getting into gear though after last night's party that was, in a word, hawaii.

Got to bed at five and woke up at nine. Time to open the first beer soon enough and bravely walk forward into the light. I wonder how my head will react to two hours of singing and shouting and more beer though. It feels rather frail...

But enough self-pity. It's finally game-day and that wich I have been waiting on for several month will finally happen. GAIS will walk onto the green grass of Gamla Ullevi and kick some backslick-mongo ass!

Here we go, we go! We've got the champagne on ice, 'cause here comes our GAIS! Here we go we go...

TSO

Dare to blog live

Dare to blog live
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Nothing but sun and blue sky. On my way to buy beer. Football tomorrow. Derby. Premiere. Warmth. No work.
I like.
/TSO

Music....

As the housewarming party of the year is aproaching we need music to the CD we gonna burn and give as a gift......so post what you think should be on there...DOOOOO IIIITT!!!!

Hung over...

Hung over...

Dare to blog live! /tso

Dare to blog live! /tso

Dare to blog live...

Dare to blog live...

Femme Fatale

The time has come for the femme fatale's to take the scene. The top 5 action women! All according to TSO off course.







To come:
Creatures
Villans

Previous
Top Male Action Heroes

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