Rebus

Today the culture section will try something new, to tell of coming events soley with the use of pictures. Let's see if you get this:

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Atomic al-Qaida

You all remember it. Some with dread, some with a morbid facination. Some very few with fondness. For many it's the last thing you remember.

It is, off course, the carribbean drink al-Qaida. And it's coming back! At this very moment it is sitting in my window, ripening... Every day takes it closer to being ready. Soon it will strike. At a party near you. There is no defence. There is no getting away. And considering the amount of chili in there it promises to be something very near it's original carribbean potency...

Due to it's strong...flavour...I have been forced by the department of health to attach the following lables. But pay them no mind, you know how over protective goverments are...

Poison.

Can give long lasting or life threatening damages if inhaled, drunk or when in direct contact with skin.

Corrosive.

Can cause wounds on skin and serious damage to throat and eyes.

Flammable.

Product is highly flammable and should be kept at safe distance to open flames or intense heat.

Sooo... bottoms up!

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The furure of football. Today.

The Euro Under 21 championship is underway at the moment in sweden. So Legion sent one of their sports writers to the Germany-Spain game to check out what the future holds.

And it seems it holds more of the same...

Spain showed us how to play pretty football in midfield and dominate possession without creating any chances.

Germany showed us how to get shots on goal and create dangerous attacks without having any possession at all in midfield.

Noone showed us how to score goals.

Good thing that Sweden came along and showed us some superb finishing by demolishing Belarus with five goals to one then. A special thank you to Berg who scored three goals.

He's the future star of swedish football, and he need to be if he is to make up for his dark past as a player for IFK Göteborg, aka DSS.

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And now for something completely different...

I don't know if you've seen it before but the concept was new to me at least. And I thought it was so much fun that I'll post it here for all you Bonnie Tyler fans to enjoy.

The concept is: Take a musicvideo and sing exactly what happens in the video to the musik of the original song. Sounds dull? It's not.

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