CALL TO ARMS

So it has finally come to pass. The event that so many has feard for such a long time.
The russian bear has been woken, and he is not happy. Swedish intelligence confirm that attacks are imminent.

According to early reports the first wave will hit the swedish defences somewhere around eight or nine this evening. Defence minister Mellberg claims that our readyness is good. Our defences will hold.
But we have all heard that before, and back then we decided to concede a walk over in the end.
But then again, now we have a ballistic shield system, operated by general Isaksson, as well as some very deadly offensive weapons and troops under the command of generals Ljungberg, Elmander and Larsson.
And let's not forget our globally feard doomsday weapon, codename "Ibrahimovic".

Then we have our guerilla leaders Svensson and Andersson that will haress the russian troops and cut off supply lines in order to drain the russian offence of any materials they might use to hurt us.
I know there are concerns that they are just not trained enough to handle a threat like the russians, but like all good guerillas they make up for lack of training with determination and heart.

So I say only this: Bring 'em on!
This time we truly are prepared and once the russian threat has been annialated we will turn our eyes towards europe and Holland. This is the time for a new age of greatness for Sweden, and we shall reign surpreme in Europe!
And then? THE WORLD!

(Mooahahahaha.....)


/The Scabrous One