Anger Management

Today I realized, not for the first time, that I can get genuinly angry with someone over a purely hypothetical scenario that I come up with in my head.

I'll think of what might happen in a given scenario and then get angry with the way that person would act.

That can't be good...

But I bet my scenario is correct so I figure I have a right to be angry. People are idiots.

/TSO

Den Ouden scores against Blackburn when

Den Ouden scores against Blackburn when TSO beat Packe 2-0 at PES. A moumentous victory, but still only one of many ;)
/TSO

War For Territory

The lockerroom at SU was once a peaceful place. But then came the time of the great betrayal. IA "the Betrayer" suddenly and deliberatly attacked the locker of TSO, imprisoning my lock in a fortress of plaster.

In desperation I turned to the E-team for help.
Retribution was swift and just.
This is what happened:


NOTE: The video is supposed to be black for the beginning,picture will come.

/TSO

Misstake

Caught sight of this video just now. It's from a game back in 17th of january this year. What the hell is the goalie thinking?
Talk about depth perception...

The Empire strikes back

So it seems the Pirate Bay has gone down. Or rather that all providers have blocked it. So much for freedom of information... I can tell you one thing, as soon as I find a provider that defy the decision I will switch to them. Fuck the police...
/TSO

Late night

Its way to late for any sane sober man to be awake but still here i am sober and probably insane, thinking of what tomorrow (saturday) might have in its hands for me, im hoping beer.

Anyway since TSO made a wonderfull job translating the lyrics to one of the best drinking songs ever I thought I would share the song with you.

Enjoy!!



never mind the pretty lame video, just listen to the song!

/cheers Instructum Abnormalis

Lars Demian, in the spirit of Bellman

There is a swedish singer called Lars Demian that has written some great songs. Unfortunately it is difficult to enlighten the international readers about his music since he sings in swedish.
But one song in particular is somewhat of an anthem for us (beside Nena - 99 luftballoons & Journey - Don't stop believing off course) when we go drinking.

So I thought I'd at least do a rough translation of this wonderful song. It really captures the whole alcohol experience. Here goes:

I wake up in a staircase and I don't know who I am.
I am broken and bleeding, and my body feels crooked and bent.
I have a taste in my mouth as if I've eaten dead animals.
My money is gone and my watch has been broken apart.

I stumble into the street and fix myself up by a fountain.
Then I spot an open pub and I steer myself towards it.
I say: Give me a glass before the bar closes.
Give me a glass before I die from my thirst.
Something that warms a frozen heart.
Something that lights a fire in my soul.

Give me alcohol.
It makes me a man, it gives me all I can take. Alcohol.
I don't have to see things clear, it shrouds my goals. Alcohol
I raise my glass and say To the devil a toast! Alcohol
As if in my heart there's a hole.

Here among friends I regain all my courage.
Get treated to a glass that warms up my blood.
I become a tiger, I roar and I suffer.
I get courage and power that I've never had.
I meet a woman, a real duchess.
She is fair like a pixie when we dance by ourself.
Then we drink together, sisters and brothers.
We race through our booze until our brains bleed.
And the night goes by straight into a wall.
And then it all ends...

Alcohol.
It makes me a man, it gives me all I can take. Alcohol.
I don't have to see things clear, it shrouds my goals. Alcohol.
You're my best friend, you are my bethrode. Alcohol.
For my wasted life you are a symbol. Alcohol.
I raise my glass and say To the devil a toast! Alcohol
As if in my heart there's a hole.

I wake up in a staircase and I don't know who I am.
I am broken and bleeding, and my body feels crooked and bent.

As you may suspect there is a new beer night in the planning.
And IA has something special planned for the blog if all succeeds regarding this night. He who lived shall see. And maybe we'll survive to be among the enlighened ones.

/TSO