Do you have a flag?

Well it's another nightshift. It's friday. It's payday.
But we have a couple of things going for us. It's the good x-ray team and as of yet no über-idiots causing trouble. So I have enough time to write down my latest idea. I think it might be time to break out of this Reinfeldt-abused country and start my very own abused country.

A couple of problems arise when you plan to do this. First off is the flag. It should symbolize unity and strength and strike fear into thoose that look upon it. I think I will leave it to you, the readers to create this. The winner will have the flag shown on the blog as well as an honorary citizenship in Totalitaria. The name is a work in progress as well...

Second is the currency, but that is easy. Just put the face of the glorious leader (me) on there and start printing. Name of the currency might be 1 Kalash = 100 Nikov.

But all this is minor things beside the question of how the country will be run.
It will be a dictatorship with me the supreme leader, given my power from the Gods. That's right, plural. I'm bringing back the norse religion. Only now Loke is in charge...
And you can only become a citizen by sponsorship from a minister of the state. The rest will be slaves. Because as they say: "Slavery: It get's shit done".

Second most important post... I was going to reveal a defence minister. But hey who am I kidding? We will start off a small country without any natural resources. What we need is an offensive minister. We will be like locust swarming the countryside picking up more men and land as we go. They will join our forces of die refusing. And at the front of the never ending assult I hope to find IA. Will you accept this call to arms? You will have complete strategic freedom as long as you bring Norway to heel first of all.

Financial minister now... I am thinking Miss Wonkyness. Mainly because she is the only one that has seen three zeros on a bill without the word monopoly written beside it.

The posts of education and propaganda will be appointed to the same person, SD. Not that there is any connection between the two posts mind you...

Sports minister is the other important post to be appointed. As of yet undecided but any successful applicant will have as a single goal to further the sport of football and qualify us for the world cup. No other sports will exist. Syncronized swimming will be a punishable offence. Anyone caught doing gymnastics will be sentanced to life as a practice-wall when our worst shots pratice free kicks.

More ministers will be appointed as we go along. If you feel you have a role to play in this endeavour then do not hesitate to sign up. What do you have to loose? Except your life, should you dissappoint me.

Your Glorious and Divine Leader
TSO