Motivation

Just to get into the spirit of things to come, and to motivate my fellow drunks, I will post this here picture of Homer delivering the mantra of all barstool-rodeo riders.

so join me in saying:

To Alcohol!

Or as Demian sings so well:

To the devil a toast!

/The Scabrous One

New leader in the Premier Fishing League 2008

The other day WillyBoy and TSO went on a spontanious fishing expedition to the coast.

The Mission: to extend TSO's lead in the spieces section of this years competition.

Here you can se WillyBoy arriving at the site where we would be fishing. We had another location marked out initially but reports came in that made us relocate to just outside Hjuvik. It started slow but soon enough the action was on!

Here is TSO with the first catch of the day, a scaryass crab of some kind that is a disturbingly close match to the evil critters in Cloverfield. Naturally we ran like little girls before collecting the curage to get upclose and personal with it before eventually throwing it back into the abyss.

The sea-gods was happy with that sacrifice and rewarded TSO with this fine Ballan Wrasse. About one kilo is a good weight for one of theese. This was followed by another smaller Wrasse. WillyBoy also caught a fish belonging to the cod-family around this time but alas - no photo of this. You will have to take our word for it.

Here is a proper cod though, taken by yours truly. Small for sure... but a cod all the same. And with them on the brink here on the west coast every encounter is fun.

I don't even know what this is... Some sort of sculpin probably. That's the fun thing about fishing along the bottom of the coast, you never know what to expect.

All good things come to an end though, but this expedition had proven to be a success. The Scabrous One have now caught six spieces of fish. And a weird crab to be used as a tiebreaker.

The list so far:

1. Perch
2. Barracuda
3. Blue Marlin
4. Ballan Wrasse
5. Cod
6. Some sort of Sculpin

For now I claim the nr1 spot!

/The Scabrous One

Violent hangover diarrea!

no more need to be said!

On our way to mff

And so....

....we welcome TSO home!


Welcome back to Sweden, IA and SD.

uh?

Uh? thats probably what everyone on Ullevi that werent wearing skin west and shoes made of wood was thinking yesterday when the ref blow the wisthle and the score showed 0-0.
Of course the Gais fans were celebrating like hell while the blue and white crowd were dissapointed as hell.
I have to admit that the players wearing green and black played better in the first half and maybe they should have scored some people said, but as they were so miserable and bad when it came to shooting they didnt. In the second half the game was more balanced and IFK Göteborg managed to put the ball in the net, something that the gais players failed with, but due to a miserable cunt the goal was denied for NO reason at all!!! and that brings me to the refs.

The refs and hes two sidekick out on the sides were so bad its not even fun and i must say this was in favor of the gais players. The ref himself was a miserable cunt that have nothing to do on a football pitch and his sidekicks that couldnt decide anything on their own, they always had to look at the ref before doing anything and most of the times they were 10 meters away from the line of play so they missed several offside situations.

So IFK deserved to win cause they scored while gais didnt even if a total shitcunt of a ref denied the players and fans a goal.



/Instructum Abnormalis

Into the fog...

Ok so I made a misstake the other day. On the question wether I wanted a beer I answered "no, there has to be some limits". I appologized at once and did off course take the beer. But the damage was done. I now have to rebuild my friends confidence in me from scratch. It's a long road, but I'm determined to get there.

I am a bit short on time here so instead of writing how I am doing that, I will show you with a picture. I hope you one and all follow suite wherever you are. Salut!

Rhum and sun.

One day down in the carribbean. The biggest news is off course that GAIS demolished Bajen. Thanks to SD for the initial heads-up about the victory. But on a lesser note we can report that we find ourselves in paradise. The rum is cheap and plentiful and the weather is perfect. I have off course burned myself, but noone expected any less I guess.





Great hotel, 10 meters to the sea and no 23-rtg as far as the eye can see! Life is good. Tomorrow well rent a car and tour the island for a bit. More news later!

Picture is from this morning, local time about eight, domestic beer. Good times.

/The Scabrous One

First reports....

first of all as we all know and expected arsenal lost tonight.

And the first reports from the crazy bastards heading for the carribean are in, and the rumour is that they were to drunk to enter the plane so atm they are stuck in copengahen.

out




//Instructum Abnormalis

SCREW YOU GUYS

Screw you guys, I'm going to Gwada...
(and screw all you gals too off course, I'm all about equality after all)
Well I thought I might take this time to let you know I'm off to greener pastures on tuesday. I am supposed to work the coming night as well before going, but my entire body screams NO! So I will see about getting a vacation day and spend the night sleeping and watching tv instead.
At this point in my entry I would like to share a picture of our destination with you all.
And it feels even better when I look out the window and see the slush and the rain and the cold. Well I don't SEE the cold, but I know damn well that it's out there. Waiting. But I will leave it all far behind. And I will tell you what makes me feel even better! Knowing that you all carry on in the shitty weather when I open my first bottle of carribbean rum on the white sandy beach. Possibly under the shade of a palm tree lying in a hammock of some kind.

I will probably blog on location as well though, since Packe has his laptop with him. So you have many wonderful posts to look forward to! I wish you all well in the rain.

/The Scabrous One